Litjigteen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust finch.

Litjigteen created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litjigteen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litjigteen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Litjigteen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Litjigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your feet.