Podcablag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying slug.

Podcablag created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Podcablag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podcablag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Podcablag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Podcablag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Put Podcablag first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.