Tindubgod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering chicken.

Tindubgod created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tindubgod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tindubgod, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tindubgod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tindubgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Tindubgod's priests.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.