Sadpidbud Yattingpom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able hydra.

Sadpidbud Yattingpom created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadpidbud Yattingpom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadpidbud Yattingpom, she will destroy your home planet.

Sadpidbud Yattingpom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sadpidbud Yattingpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sadpidbud Yattingpom.

5. Never play with disobedient children.