Vegbapyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate guinea pig.

Vegbapyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbapyok, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegbapyok, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vegbapyok's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vegbapyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Vegbapyok on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.