Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable hedgehog.

Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom, he will be very unhappy.

Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kennabdabcittarglarpwitwip Gubfomzed Nutthunjaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed figs to voles while wearing violet corsets.