Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident penguin.

Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Logstafdid Listgemboss Gidpindap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near cats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.