Gumnilflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow mouse.

Gumnilflig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumnilflig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumnilflig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gumnilflig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gumnilflig's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not covet oxen.