Zedgepstig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish narwhal.

Zedgepstig created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedgepstig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedgepstig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zedgepstig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zedgepstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Retreat if five great tits approach from the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt foxes.