Fossyamlipjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless parrot.

Fossyamlipjarn created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fossyamlipjarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossyamlipjarn, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fossyamlipjarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fossyamlipjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.