Nadgepnut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful duck.

Nadgepnut created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgepnut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadgepnut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nadgepnut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nadgepnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Nadgepnut in the centre of the settlement.