Artsterbopkop Flynilren is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, annoying dolphin.

Artsterbopkop Flynilren created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Artsterbopkop Flynilren, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Artsterbopkop Flynilren, she will remove you from existence.

Artsterbopkop Flynilren's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Artsterbopkop Flynilren's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about black holes.