Sidcetzen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous raccoon.

Sidcetzen created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcetzen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sidcetzen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sidcetzen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sidcetzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing white scarves and balancing four silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Sidcetzen must be the most important thing in your life.