Fedyoking is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid lizard.

Fedyoking created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedyoking, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fedyoking, he will turn you into a worm.

Fedyoking's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fedyoking's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from fawn eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Never hop in the presence of gulls.