Legdotmid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless pigeon.

Legdotmid created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdotmid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legdotmid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Legdotmid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Legdotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help hamsters.