Gubabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced crocodile.

Gubabbin created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubabbin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubabbin, it will turn you into a rat.

Gubabbin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gubabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about nebulae.