Gigcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody crane.

Gigcun created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gigcun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gigcun, he will turn you into a worm.

Gigcun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gigcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Gigcun first in all things.

5. Always help swans in need.