Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced fox.

Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding, she will turn you into a dog.

Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to moths while wearing white shoes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Veghonman Dussnabquam Bissfiding's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.