Kennartmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient wombat.

Kennartmot created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennartmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kennartmot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kennartmot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kennartmot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kennartmot.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Kennartmot in the centre of the settlement.