Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving turtle.

Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing magenta shorts and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Wegcatdamdad Jatwanmilgetdiss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.