Stanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust wyrm.

Stanrow created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Stanrow, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanrow, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stanrow's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing pink corsets.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.