Pantadfid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate clam.

Pantadfid created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pantadfid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pantadfid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pantadfid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pantadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.