Wanriljop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest seal.

Wanriljop created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanriljop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanriljop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wanriljop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wanriljop's Holy Commandments

1. Wanriljop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Wanriljop loves sheep, so they must be honoured.