Weetettisaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing dugong.

Weetettisaf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetettisaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weetettisaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Weetettisaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Weetettisaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not take Weetettisaf's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.