Kinvantarg Cibcitsom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane rhinoceros.

Kinvantarg Cibcitsom created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinvantarg Cibcitsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinvantarg Cibcitsom, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinvantarg Cibcitsom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kinvantarg Cibcitsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Kinvantarg Cibcitsom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Kinvantarg Cibcitsom first in all things.
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