Vonlapduss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage guinea pig.

Vonlapduss created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonlapduss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vonlapduss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vonlapduss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vonlapduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonlapduss.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick manatees.