Bensugcit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain hummingbird.

Bensugcit created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bensugcit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bensugcit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bensugcit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bensugcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bensugcit.

4. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.