Dibgab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy lizard.

Dibgab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibgab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibgab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.