Pidgunvig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless porpoise.

Pidgunvig created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgunvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidgunvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pidgunvig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pidgunvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.