Vedmonbembot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient sheep.

Vedmonbembot created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vedmonbembot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedmonbembot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vedmonbembot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vedmonbembot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Retreat if seven goats approach from the east.