Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic squid.

Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotsoghak Botcubsancamdusscemcen.
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