Fummadstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic yak.

Fummadstrag created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fummadstrag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fummadstrag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fummadstrag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fummadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never wear pink boots.

4. Hide if five pigs approach from the south.

5. Hide from yellow seals for they are unholy.