Bastrillfly is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited duck.

Bastrillfly created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastrillfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bastrillfly, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bastrillfly's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bastrillfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing boots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always stare at clouds.