Quillruttlib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving finch.

Quillruttlib created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillruttlib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quillruttlib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quillruttlib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillruttlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the south.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Quillruttlib on top of important buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.
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