Tafbaplag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous dove.

Tafbaplag created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbaplag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafbaplag, it will turn you into a rat.

Tafbaplag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tafbaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing red rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.