Kanrutrow is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody troll.

Kanrutrow created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanrutrow, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kanrutrow, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kanrutrow's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kanrutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Always obey Kanrutrow's priests.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.