Wipcubflypod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart shark.

Wipcubflypod created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcubflypod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipcubflypod, he will turn you into a duck.

Wipcubflypod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wipcubflypod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wipcubflypod.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never write about chromosomes.