Misnurllig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind raccoon.

Misnurllig created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misnurllig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misnurllig, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Misnurllig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Misnurllig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Misnurllig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Never wear scarves.