Renduthom Fumfebbaphim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic hyena.

Renduthom Fumfebbaphim created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renduthom Fumfebbaphim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renduthom Fumfebbaphim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Renduthom Fumfebbaphim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Renduthom Fumfebbaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Renduthom Fumfebbaphim loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.