Natjopquim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing fly.

Natjopquim created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natjopquim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natjopquim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Natjopquim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Natjopquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.