Budsandkomrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak lion.

Budsandkomrill created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsandkomrill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budsandkomrill, he will ignore you.

Budsandkomrill's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Budsandkomrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.