Mipzigsuglib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish slug.

Mipzigsuglib created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipzigsuglib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mipzigsuglib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mipzigsuglib's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mipzigsuglib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mipzigsuglib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipzigsuglib.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.