Higfagmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable jaguar.

Higfagmob created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Higfagmob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higfagmob, it will turn you into a worm.

Higfagmob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Higfagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from indigo aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Worship no other gods but Higfagmob.