Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental dragonfly.

Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tettitigdin Hugbagzag Tonkragyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look in ponds.