Cindinpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, irritating fly.

Cindinpib created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindinpib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cindinpib, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cindinpib's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cindinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near mites while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.