Damragstig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart gorilla.

Damragstig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damragstig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damragstig, she will turn you into a rock.

Damragstig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Damragstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.