Nurllargzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless wasp.

Nurllargzan created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllargzan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurllargzan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nurllargzan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nurllargzan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurllargzan.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Put Nurllargzan first in all things.
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