Dintadart is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful goose.

Dintadart created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintadart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dintadart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dintadart's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dintadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. You must love Dintadart.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.