Lopgunrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever weasel.

Lopgunrutt created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopgunrutt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lopgunrutt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lopgunrutt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lopgunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Lopgunrutt on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing ear rings.