Fosscaplik is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet wombat.

Fosscaplik created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Fosscaplik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fosscaplik, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fosscaplik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fosscaplik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four seals approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.